This may be the perfect tea-towel. I think it would make me smile every time I saw it. (yes I’m very English – I have tea towels and love literal humor). It’s available from howkapow.com (thank you guys). I’m also loving the one below from the London Transport Museum (Dear Mum, next time you are in London can I please have….. ). You’ll notice a theme here, beautiful, simple, and of course…… clever.